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Oh, so you're gonna come up to me and dare tell me that you think I'd be hotter if I shaved?
What do you think this is? I'm a fucking mammal. Okay, bitches
Mammals have hair. Guess what? I'm a hairy fucking mammal
What are you trying to make me do get a razor blade and shave it off artificially so I look like a fucking salamander
That's what you want to fuck a salamander
I wouldn't be so rude, but everything you say seems quite accurate to me.