69 Minutes Evening News 1 (1986)

The planet Earth. It's a spinning, swelling, throbbing, slimy ball of confusion.

Lands segmented by feuding, hostile, aggressive, *******, warlike, petty, corrupt, narrow-minded...

Powers. The fate of man left in none other than the hands of man.

Yet amongst all the madness, there are still a few places left untouched by war.

Places where a peace of mind is achieved through a piece of ass.